On being courageously brave
I think my biggest flaw is that I’m too brave. Or too courageous. However you want to word it (semantics).
People are always saying things to me like, “You went to the beach and walked HOW close to the water?” and “You rode that elevator HOW many floors up?”
The truth is, as it’s happening, I barely even think about the danger.
UNLESS the elevator goes above floor 8.
At that height, if the cable snapped and the elevator fell, even if I perfectly timed the jump inside the elevator right before ground impact, I’m pretty sure I would still sprain my ankle.
And the thought of that terrifies me.
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Master Brave Buzz, The astounding level of your bravery is that you TELL people about it. I have saved hundreds of thousands (probably more like millions) of people by risking my life everyday and now EVERYbody wants me to save them. I have a waiting list to get on my waiting list for people in need of saving. Now that you announced your selfless, life defying bravery, you will have no time to save the most important aspect of the universe…..YOU!
I hope to hear more achievements of your existence, but now the world may stand in the way. Please keep in touch, but if not, I know your out there with your bravery enhancing humanity and animality.
#relatable 😭